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one time i went to this party and it was the first time i ever went to a party so i had no idea what to do with myself and everyone was grinding and drinking and i was really overwhelmed so i stood in the corner with a balloon and wouldn’t talk to anyone and i pretended to be a statue and not exist and people took pictures with me and i wound up becoming the life of the party by not saying a single word
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IM LAUGHING SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME AND I WENT TO THEIR ASK BOX TO SAY YO BUT I TYPED NO AND THEY SAID OK AND UNFOLLOWED ME
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people that regularly go to sleep before 10 pm
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why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
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If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”
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u may have found Waldo in your books, but have u found Jesus in your life??
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HAVING FUN ISN’T HARD
WHEN YOU’VE GOT A LIBRARY CARD
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my ipod fell under the couch and i got down on the ground to look for it and
SOMEBODY’S TRYING TO HIDE OREOS AND TWIX FROM ME
UPDATE UH I FOUND SOME BRASS KNUCKLES TOO?????
SOMEBODY IS NOT FUCKIN AROUND ABOUT THESE OREOS
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